Swiggity Swext, send me a text. 214-799-3033. #textme #swiggity
My blue steel.
did john green just reference supernatural
or zoolander…..where it’s from.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Can you roll your tongue like this?
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank
imagine a boy liking you. wow.
why would you, cantbetamed, imagine something that’s already true
people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people
like seriously though, i used to be a cashier at my local ice cream parlor, and this guy came in, bought 18 gallons of milk AND 5 pints of ice cream. And then he says “i want all of this in only two bags” I, politely, say, “I’m sorry sir, but each bag can only hold two jugs of milk.” And then he starts raising his voice and demanding that i only use two bags. Then he starts taking the bags that i’ve already taken out and starts throwing them back AT me. I asked him to please calm down or i’m going to have to kick him out. And he starts banging on the counter yelling and screaming like a 5 year old to only use two bags. I CAN’T DO THAT! THAT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE! YOU’RE THE CLEOPATRA MOTHERFUCKER WHO BOUGHT 18 GALLONS OF FUCKIN MILK!
my manager then came over, and told the man to please leave and the man said that this place is “A fuckin shithouse! I’m never coming back!” And i’m really glad he didn’t. I was seriously about to cry that day.